Outrun the blockers, accelerate your science to exit
Play as DR.Delta OR VC Science and RUN THE FUNDING FRONTIER of real-world project challenges. Your mission: collect AS MANY POINTS AS YOU CAN WHILE DEFEATING Scope Creep, RiskS, Agent Schedule, Resource Drip and Budget Brett.
Rack up extra points by grabbing Burn-rate savings and Strategic Partnership bonuses along the way.
Throw test tubes. Break bottlenecks. Collect the MustardSeed Power-Up to max out your firepower and rain righteous lab-tested chaos on every blocker in your path To DEFEAT THE HEAD HONCHO.
Finish strong. TRY AND REACH THE LEADERBOARD HALL OF FAME.
Burn-rate savings
Strategic Partnership
MustardSeed Power Up
HOW TO PLAY
we recommend playing on desktop
Use your arrow keys to DIRECT DR.Delta OR VC Science, THE UP ARROW KEY IS JUMP AND HIT THE SPACE BAR TO SHOOT. COLLECT AS MANY POINTS AS POSSIBLE AND DEFEAT THE HEAD HONCHO FOR A CHANGE TO REACH THE LEADERBOARD.
Press M to mute the music.
DR.DELTA & MustardSeed POWERUP FOR THE WIN
BEAT THE PROJECT BLOCKERS, EVERY COMPANIES WORST NIGHTMARE
Name: Risks
Profession: Professional Chaos Agent
Special Skill: Appearing out of nowhere to jeopardize progress, timelines, and trust.
Dressed AS DEATH and always lurking around blind corners, Risks shows up just when things seem to be going smoothly—delaying deliveries, breaking key systems, or surfacing problems nobody saw coming.
Name: Resource Drip
Profession: Chief Bottleneck and Time Waster
Special Skill:Quietly draining team energy and slowing progress, one distraction at a time Resource Drip is the subtle saboteur of every project.
Resource Drip thrives on scattering attention, stalling deliverables, and keeping the whole operation running slower than it should.
Name: Agent Schedule
Profession:SECret Agent of Disarray
Special Skill:Disguising confusion as last-minute calendar changes and flawless alibis Agent Schedule is a master saboteur lurking in the shadows of every project.
His shimmering visor hides his true intentions—swapping deadlines, double-booking key players, and sprinkling surprise updates at the worst possible moments.
Name: Budget Brett
Profession: Corporate Finance Bro & Innovation Bottleneck
Special Skill: Killing momentum with budget reviews and pointless approvals
Budget Brett is the ultimate vibe-check for any project.
With his Patagonia vest, smug confidence, and love of saying “let’s circle back,” he’s here to slow things down in the name of fiscal responsibility.
Name: Scope Creep
Profession: Master of Distraction and Derailment SpecialIST
Special Skill: Quietly expanding project boundaries until everything spirals out of control
Scope Creep is the silent saboteur lurking in every project meeting, ready to pounce on the smallest hint of indecision.
The Ultimate Power-Up for Your Next Project
In the fund frontier, you're sprinting through chaos — dodging blockers, hurling test tubes, and trying not to crack under pressure.
But grab the MustardSeed Power-Up and everything changes: your test tubes turn into a flamethrower, the Project blockers shrink, and the path ahead opens up.
In real life? Same deal.
MustardSeed is your power-up — helping you cut through complexity, align your team, and take control of the chaos.
Whether you're scaling fast, facing risk, or launching something bold, we bring the tools, structure, and clarity to keep you moving forward.
Because behind every great project… is a damn good power-up.
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